The Floating Lackwit

bagofbonesmp3:

ya saben que día es perros

pocketmonkeys:

sex is swaggy and all but i wish certain things weren’t sexualized by default. like i wish i could wear booty shorts without people being like umm i thought you were ace or whatever or why are you upset that i sexualized you. brother i am wearing these because it’s 102 degrees outside and booty sweat sucks total ass. and also because they look rad as hell

alpa-the-internet-cowboy:
“fizzyimp:
“wolfram-petanu:
“cyan-draws-stuff:
“captain-of-the-historicfuture:
“ itsquietinsantafe:
“ the-mighty-tor:
“ blakegdiamond:
“ easyvirgin:
“ happy Thursday the 20th
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I’d have to wait months or even years for...

alpa-the-internet-cowboy:

fizzyimp:

wolfram-petanu:

cyan-draws-stuff:

captain-of-the-historicfuture:

itsquietinsantafe:

the-mighty-tor:

blakegdiamond:

easyvirgin:

happy Thursday the 20th

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

April 2017

July 2017

September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

TODAY

Since it’s now August 20, 2020… The next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th:

  • May 2021
  • January 2022
  • October 2022
  • April 2023
  • July 2023
  • June 2024
  • February 2025
  • March 2025
  • November 2025
  • August 2026

If you wanted to set your queue for the next six years.

THANK WHATEVER COSMIC BEING IS OUT THERE THAT THIS CAME UPON MY DASH
HAPPY THURSDAY THE 20TH!!!!

happy Thursday the 20th guys

Holy shit, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a Tumblr post with this many notes. See you all in April!

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HAPPY THURSDAY THE 20TH @hellsite-hall-of-fame

vikkiarts:

Quick drawing before I leave for a much needed week-long vacation. ^^

Bea is eepy at the airport terminal. Hope somebody wakes her up before she misses her flight.

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3000s:

at the gym telling everyone the weights would be easier to lift if we all work together

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

Before Steven was born Amethyst used to say ‘fuck’ all the time & so when he was a baby Greg had to sit her down and explain that she has to stop swearing around Steven because he’s young & impressionable

So Amethyst is like “but that’s my favourite word, when will be stop being young & impressionable so I can say it again??”

And Greg is like “uhh I don’t know, 15 I guess? 15 is probably old enough” 

“Got it”

flash forward to Steven’s fifteenth birthday and he is woken at dawn by Amethyst yelling “wake the FUCK up Steven it’s FUCKING TIME”

& he spends the entire day losing his mind

Steven: w-what’s happening

Garnet: *deadpan* Amethyst just got her favourite word back

Amethyst: *running around the house* FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Greg: what’s going on

Amethyst: you said once Steven was 15 I could say fuck again

Greg, who only hazily recalls the conversation in question: ……i DID?

Amethyst: *runs outside* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK *distant sounds of spooked birds*

Pearl: Steven the *whispering* F-word is a bad word that Amethyst USED to say before-

Steven: I know what fuck means Pearl

Amethyst: *stopping dead in her tracks* WHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT??

Pearl: who taught you that word mister!!

Steven: um… Lars and Sadie… *mumbling* five years ago…

Amethyst: I’ve been denying myself my favourite word for FIVE YEARS for NOTHING??

Greg: uh even if he knows what it means it’s still not really appropriate for you t-

Amethyst: *running outside* FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCK

Steven: …

Greg: …

Pearl: …

Garnet: …*quietly* fuck

Everyone else: O_O

Garnet: what. I missed it too

also Amethyst made a banner that says HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY STEVEN in very large writing

Connie: what’s going on

Steven: Amethyst is allowed to say fuck now

Connie: oh! are we all allowed to say fuck now??

Greg & Pearl in unison: NO!!

Peridot: what’s fuck

snapscube:

punkitt-is-here:

drive through (animated version of THIS snapcube post! :D)

i thought the audio was too silly not to grab hold of my brain and make me make something out of it

I CAN NOT BELIEVE THIS SJSHJSHSJSGS HOLY SHIT THANK YOU